Ladies you've worked hard, so this
Halloween take a load off your feet.
Try something fun, try....
"Floatie Pants"!!!
Baby Broomers give it two thumbs up...
"I can ride no hands, I can fly higher, I can show off longer."
Yes ladies, with Floatie Pants you can fly confidently into
the night, spell your name in the stars, blow smoke rings
out your wand, and if you lose control, no worries,
just clap your hands. Your pumpkin pantaloons will inflate
instantly and float you straight back to earth.
Manufactures Warning: Floatie Pants have not been tested
for solar gusts, natural gas emissions or pointy buildings.
Consult your horoscope prior to take off.
May your night be magical and may all your travels bring you safely home.
love, deb