Dear Stephen,

I hope you are looking forward to your sojourn across the border to Pittsburgh. Of course, YOU would never have any problems getting through to the US, like many others do. Since 911 things have gotten really militant along the old 49th Parallel... I, personally, have chosen not to go into the US anymore; not because I have a record, or have done anything wrong, but because I want to avoid the harassment that I hear many innocent and upstanding citizens are suffering at the hands of border officers on steroids. I ask everyone I know who has recently travelled outside the country how their crossing was, and everyone seems to agree that Canadian border officers are no longer the nice, friendly, somewhat geeky guys one used to be greeted by. Oh no. They have been trained up by Homeland Security (a term that gives me the willies. So close to Hilter's) so they can stop the terrorists that train here. Hmmmm. It is a documented fact that none of the alleged 911 hijackers were trained, or even came through Canada. Many were actually trained in CIA facilities. Some of them are still alive! Figure that one out...

Anyway, I digress. I remember the gathering of the clans for the last big G20 summit in London (April Fool's Day - really easy to remember), and the very clever protests on the streets. Even though the police state was kept quite busy trying to keep people from demonstrating and citizen journalists from documenting it, word did get out that most of the public was pretty disgusted with the banksters, and their Godfather, the IMF. My personal favourite was where a bunch of scary skeletons dressed in bankster-style suits and top-hats marched around with "Kill the Banksters" signs. Very inspiring. Just what they didn't want us to watch on the evening news: something that might inspire us all to action.

So, what's it gonna be this time? It seemed to me that the G20 in London was a coming out party for the New World Order, with pledges from most leaders like you, Stephen, of $millions to the IMF coffers, to get the whole thing off the ground. Their were rumors of a new currency emerging to replace the old failing US dollar, and everybody agreed with delight, that Obama was the new President of the World. I'm thinking that's when they all decided to give him the UN job. He's been allowed to get comfortable in that big chair just in time for his coronation in Pittsburgh.

So, let me guess, besides the Obama coronation as head of the UN Security Council, we are going to get an announcement that we will be entering a transition time when a new world currency will come into use, that it will come in lockstep with the devaluation of the US dollar, and it's minion, the Loonie, and you, Stephen, will get some hardy pats on the back for your marching skills. Can he play a drum while he does that? Put him in front of the crowd! Make way for the New World Order Hearts Club Parade!

It makes me sick, the foo-faraw. I resent paying the bill for all the Pomp and Circumstance, and the performers are a bore. No talent, whatsoever. But I AM watching, nonetheless. And listening very closely. I can see the little pieces of candy you like to toss to the crowds, while the tuba and the big bass drum drone on. Oh the music, Stephen... What tune is that? It's so hard to tell with all this noise...The March of the Minions. The New World Order Symphony. The Fourth Reich Cometh. The Jellybean Shuffle.

Enjoy.

Sincerely,

Teresa Wild

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